(轉載)BBS上看到的笑話

小明很喜歡打電動
                                                                               
有一天他打電動打到忘了隔天要考線性代數~~
                                                                               
他的媽媽告訴他說 "小明 快去念書!! 明天要考試!!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
小明這才察覺到隔天要考試
                                                                               
見笑轉生氣的回了一句 "劉子千 吳敦義，馬英九，現在都幾點了 "
                                                                               
"你說啥" 小明的媽蠻臉疑惑的問??
                                                                               
                                                                               
正在看報紙的小明的爸說 "我懂了"

"他說的是〈念你媽的，不早說〉，現在都幾點了"
                                                                               
語畢~~ 小明被揍了一頓......